Monster Haiku

(I'm not entirely happy with this, but it's going in the right direction)

Longing Zombie

my life now simple
all desires gone but one
brains Brains BRAINS BRAINS BRAINS!

Frankenstein's Monster

the bolts on my neck
delivered the spark of life
the itch I can't scratch

The Mummy

Tanna leaves wake me
Not the afterlife promised
Must kill you all now

Vampire

Blood far too salty.
Atkins diet eternal
Vegans, my salad.

Rolling Eyes

Old, but neat. It's a wireless camera ball that rolls around under your control. The Eye Ball R1. And tough enough to throw into places.

I'm sure the next version will actually be on a little hover rotor so you can have your own school of flying camera-copters, just like Mike McQuay predicted in Hot Time in Old Town.